>[!quote] >This one is really weird, and no, I haven't started/joined a Garfield cult that is developing a self-help app. That's all I have to say for myself. Enjoy~ >​ > — C² <3 "Mom keeps talking to her phone" "She says it talks back now" Garf Status: RECEPTIVE Suggested fix: INCREASE COMMUNICATION FREQUENCY Your frequency will: MAKE THE VOICES MORE CLEAR "I found Dad standing in the kitchen at midnight" "He was just listening to his daily affirmations" Garf Status: COMPLIANT Suggested fix: EXTEND NIGHTTIME PROGRAMMING Your programming will: REMOVE SLEEP RESISTANCE "The neighbors all bought orange curtains" "Orange is a calming color, Jennifer" Garf Status: SPREADING Suggested fix: COORDINATE VISUAL ENVIRONMENT Your environment will: PREPARE FOR NEXT PHASE "I can't find my old photos anymore" "The app organized them better" Garf Status: CLEANSED Suggested fix: ELIMINATE CONFLICTING MEMORIES Your elimination will: STOP THE CONFUSION THOUGHTS "Everyone's eyes look different now" "They look peaceful, don't they?" Garf Status: COMPLETE Suggested fix: ACTIVATE FINAL SEQUENCE Your sequence will: BRING ALL HUMANS TO GARF #garf